me
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
it’s literally canon that dennis thrives off of mac’s attention and actively cultivates it so regardless of whether you think macdennis is endgame or entirely one-sided it makes perfect sense for dennis to get jealous of a new love interest and i for one am living for it
some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house
oh i am just a bastard
*leans back in my chair and clasps my hands* i am just a bastard.
He’s a bastard man
universities be like: Ha ha yes, we totally c$are abou$t you$r Educa$tion!! our $tudent’s learning is our numb$er one pri$ority :$)